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10 UP David Bowie
Hello! Hello! And welcome to the first glorious Celebrity Watch of spring, ie the first Celebrity Watch to have been written in temperatures of over 10C since October 2017. Like you, Celebrity Watch is basking in the novelty of being able to move more than 3ft away from the radiator without freezing over like the Thames in 1649 and having hog roasts set up all over it. So it can think of no more joyous way to begin this week’s proceedings than with the news that a live stage version of the classic 1986 Jim Henson film, Labyrinth, is being considered.

In an interview with Forbes magazine, Henson’s son, Brian, mooted a run on Broadway, explaining that it would be