I feel ambivalent about my penis.
Sometimes, I love it. It’s a very important part of my body and my life. It’s fun to play with and swing around and stuff. It allows me to urinate without pulling my pants down. It’s of a size I’ve never been told is inadequate—more girth than length, I suppose, but I’ve made peace with that—and it’s the organ that allows me to (sometimes) have sex with women, which is pretty radical.
But sometimes, I hate my penis. Like when it gets hit with something. There’s always a two-minute period after that where I get angry at my penis for existing and enabling me to feel such pain. Some days, I get frustrated with how my penis (and hormones) make me unable to concentrate on anything except how much I want to have an orgasm. And occasionally, I get angry at it for getting me into sticky and negative situations—though this is admittedly just me picking a scapegoat for my own horrible cognitive decision making.
I got to wondering what other dudes out there think and feel about their penises. So I asked them!