If the phrase "triple dip" brings to mind a masturbation experience you've only ever dreamt of and not a major party foul, then congratulations, your dreams have become a reality. The 3fap is officially on the market, and according to creator Brian Sloan, promises to take users into the realms of "uncharted masturbatory territory: the triple dip.”

How is this possible, some may ask? What the hell, others may ask? According to an article published on Mashable, the 3fap is a monster of a sex toy that has three separate holes for the apparently ultimate male masturbation experience. (Interested in a wild sex toy you can use with her? Here are the 5 craziest sex toys for couples.) Yes, it's complete with rubber attachments that look like a mouth, a vagina, and an anus. While the contraption may appear cumbersome, excessive, weird and overall unappealing, the creator firmly believes these minor issues will have no impact on the success of his product. (If the 3fap doesn't suit you, though, then here are 30 other amazing sex toys you can buy.)

“I believe men will overlook my product’s strange appearance and focus on the only thing that really matters: their penises," Sloan said in a statement.

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In case the name "Sloan" and the phrase "sex toy" sound familiar together, it's because he also is the creator of the blowjob robot, AutoBlow2, another sex toy wildly popular among anyone with a penis. Like his robot, this 3-holed, X-rated pan-flute was started as an Indiegogo campaign. 3fap ended up raising $50,000 dollars and now we have a three-holed suction device that doesn't really lend itself to subtle, domestic storage.

And yet, there is no denying that there is some sort of market out there for such a thing, because it raised enough money to became a physical product. If you've been reading this with wild anticipation, you can bring this into your home for the fairly reasonable price of $80.