This just in: we’ve reached a level of peak bro. If you need proof, consider the “romphim” trend—those are rompers for dudes, in case you’ve been hiding under a rock. We live in an era where there are so many bros that we have subgenres. There are frat bros, jock bros, tech bros, finance bros, and the list goes on and on. (Remember the bronies? Bros obsessed with My Little Pony?) Now, we proudly support abs, beers, jetskis and plenty of other bro stuff, but there’s a fine line between being a part of pop culture and becoming a cultural stereotype. If you relate to even a quarter of the stuff on this list, there’s a very good chance you could be a “basic bro.”

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1. You wear a fitness tracker. But take the elevator to the second floor.

2. You call girls "dude." You call your professors "dude." You slipped and called your mom "dude."

3. You would never call your girlfriend "dude," of course. You call her "babe."

4. And your car is your "baby."

5. Pleated. Khakis.

6. You spend your gym time finding the right light to take the perfect mirror selfie of your abs.

7. Even now, two years after the movie, you wish your life was more like "Entourage."

8. You still have your lacrosse stick. You say it's for "security." You hope people think that means you would use it to fight off a burglar, but it actually means security in the sense of "security blanket."

9. You own a Vineyard Vines belt with whales on it.

10. You asked your mom to pay for your stereo.

11. You once took a girl on a date to a Bass Pro Shop.

12. You have your sunglasses on a lanyard. Because you might find yourself back on a yacht someday, like that one time.

13. You wear compression shorts. And you make sure that everyone can see them, so they know you're on your way to work out. (Are you on your way to work out?)

14. You quote the jokes from Anchorman. And crack yourself up every time.

15. Your mom does your taxes. But you're studying finance, tho!

16. You commute to your middle management job on a longboard.

17. You have a great idea for an app. And if you tell enough people about it, you're pretty sure you'll find someone who can write code and wants to build it for you. For free.

18. You have Magnum condoms in your wallet. From high school.

19. If this all goes south, man, you know there's a spot for you at your dad's firm, okay?

20. You and your boys have snowboard weekends. These are spent daring each other to run naked to the hot tub and arguing about whether Pappy Van Winkle is "worth the price."

21. You ran naked to the hot tub.

22. You know what, you look good in gingham, okay, and you're not apologizing.

23. You have a vaguely inappropriate nickname like "P-nizzle."

24 You have shouted the phrase: "P-NIZZLE IN DA HOUSE."

25. You don't realize that the dance you do to every Major Lazer song is a "dad dance." You're just not a dad yet. You don't think.

26. When you show up in Chubbies and boat shoes, your crew knows it's about to get turnt up!

27. You threatened to punch the guy in the office whose Movember 'stache was more luxurious than yours.

28. You talk about "crushing" things. If you're in sales, it's your quotas. If you're in the gym, it's your reps. If you're drunk, it's Taco Bell.

29. You're holding a bass in your Tinder photo. The fish, not the instrument.

30. You think there should be a "Tosh 2.0."

31. Coachella was epic. At least you think so. If you could only remember it...

32. You buy Fireball for your home bar.

33. You've participated in Santa Con. And not by accident.

34. You planned a Santa Con. (Terminal basic-ness.)

35. If Drake can sing, you're pretty sure you can sing.

36. You once cried into a pumpkin spice latte. But they’re really comforting okay??

37. You're gonna cut the motherfucker who beat your high score in Big Buck Hunter.

38. Your gym routine has never included leg day.

39. You are reading this on your phone, on the couch, while marinating in basketball shorts that smell like blue cheese.

40. You are reading this at work. Get back to crushing those quotas, man.

41. You think your fantasy football win had to do with skill.

42. You own a tub of protein powder. Never opened! Like new!

43. Your dopest Halloween costume was the Griz Coat. But, then again, there's always Green Man.

44. When someone buys you a Gatorade you're like, "Aw, man, noooo! I meant the yellow one!"

45. You're modest about your golf handicap.

46. Due to various antics, your Uber rating is below 3 stars.

47. You’ve thrown a rager at your parents’ house. As an adult.

48. At said rager, you sprained your wrist doing a keg stand.

49. Then your mom gave you an ice pack.