If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if someone went down on a seagull, then boy, do we have the video for you.
Wondering what the hell you just watched? It’s an ad for PAO, a mysterious “facial fitness” device that supposedly trains your face muscles against sagging, wrinkles, and smile lines.
The device is made by the Shun Hing Life and Beauty Company, or “SHLAB.” It’s not clear whether they’re based in Japan, Macao, Hong Kong, or Mars. But according to the savvy marketing team at SHLAB, the PAO will “efficiently apply load to the muscles around the mouth.”
Here’s how it works: Just wrap your lips around the device, which looks like a double-sided vibrator. Now nod you head up and down “with full and focused force.”
The PAO’s twin semi-firm appendages will flop up and down, and you’ll be on your way to firmer, more youthful skin. At just $127, the PAO is a steal.
If you’re somehow not sold on this revolutionary, definitely legitimate anti-aging technology, then take care of your skin the old-school (and effective) way. Check out 5 Simple Grooming Tips For Looking Younger.
