You might’ve heard someone reference Mercury in retrograde while b*tching about something going wrong in their life. But what does that phrase even mean, really?

Here's the deal: Three to four times a year, it appears as though Mercury (the planest closest to the sun) changes direction and moves backwards (‘retrograde’) in the sky as it circles the sun. But it’s just an optical illusion. If you picture a racetrack with the sun in the center, Mercury is on the inside tract and goes around four times for everyone single lap the Earth takes. At certain points around the track, from Earth’s position, Mercury looks like it’s moving backwards (against the backdrop of the stars) even though it’s all forward motion, says Rodney Piercey, Ph.D., professor of physics and astronomy at Eastern Kentucky University. (Mercury is in retrograde through September 22, 2016. It'll happen again from January 8 to 27, 2017.)

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Astrologers believe that this planetary goofiness throws off earthly communications and connectivity. For example: “Your car or printer stops working,” says Laura Gilmore, the New York City astrologist known as Astrobabe. "Something new you've bought doesn't quite work out and you can't get in touch via phone, text, or even snail mail with people you normally would be able to in a snap.” Astrobabe says she’s also noticed that romances that begin in retrograde generally don’t tend to go very smoothly. “So it might be good to wait until Mercury goes direct to get serious with that sweetheart,” she says.

But it's not all bad—if you've been looking for an excuse to slow down and regroup, this might be it, says Astrobabe. “You should consider it as time to go back and review, research, rework, and remind,” she says. “Car, computer, and phone all working OK?" If there’s anyone you need to get in touch with or something you need to sign, try to do it before the next retrograde period begins, she says. 

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The bottom line: Unfortunately, Piercey says there’s little concrete science to suggest that Mercury’s motions actually have any effect on the affairs of earthlings (despite all the anecdotal evidence). But, hey, if nothing else, it's a reminder to back up your iPhone and not take unanswered texts personally. 

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Kristen Dold is a freelance writer based in Chicago. She was previously an editor at Women’s Health and Details magazines, and her work has appeared in Cosmopolitan, GQ, Travel & Leisure, and Vice.